O LITTLE TOWN OF BETHLEHEM...

Had your tea and stuffed your face with Christmas

mince pies?  Good!  Now kick off your shoes, rest your

feet on the back of a menial whilst she's down on her knees

scrubbing the floor, and relax to the dulcet tones of JIM

REEVES as he performs O LITTLE TOWN OF
BETHLEHEM.  ("Oi!  You missed a spot!")